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iphone user: *minding his own business*
android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
iphone user: im not really a fanboy
android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
iphone user: it's quite large
Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
iphone user: oh my god!
android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
epiphh:

tastier:

(18+)

ur so perfect
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givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man
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ballerinaproject:

Hanna - Washington Square, New York City
Contour 360 Jeans by AG Jeans agjeans
Follow the Ballerina Project on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube & Pinterest
For information on purchasing Ballerina Project limited edition prints.
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missmarijane:

cignature:

Prob one of the coolest pictures I’ve ever captured … Stay wavy


Dope.
reblog   source:cignature  trikuza   notes:3453   posted:2 days ago  
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spiritdick:

I want to know why
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